Show me yours and I’ll show you mine. It’s 27 feet wide

Y’know, some people think I’m bonkers, but I just think I’m free. I’m just living my life, there’s nothing crazy about me.

Now I’ve given you a personal insight into my life, come and have a look at my 27 foot-wide Windows Tablet.

I wake up everyday, it’s a daydream. Everything in my life isn’t what it seems, but this actually is. Dizzee Rascal, who’s real name is actually Dylan, seems to have gone a bit bonkers (geddit) on the specs with his new tablet, and has took to the stage to show off the new Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2 from Microsoft.

Show me yours and Ill show you mine. Its 27 feet wide

Dizzee Rascal, who didn’t use the word “like” or “innit” once during his photoshoot, stated..

I’m never in one place for long – whether it’s in the studio, on tour, I’m always travelling about and now I can combine work and play on one device – works for me!

Tsk, and there was me thinking that he only cared about sex and violence. Apparenly a heavy bass line is his kind of silence.

The Surface 2 and Surface Pro 2, or possibly the 2 Pro (it’s a little unclear in places) are on sale at your local electrical store this Christmas. Buy one for yourself or, as a present idea, go buy one for a friend or relative. I’d keep the receipt if I were you though, as they’ll probably want to take it back and get an iPad.
Show me yours and Ill show you mine. Its 27 feet wide