I’ve spent the last week surrounded by enough RGB lighting to make a Blackpool illuminations engineer weep with joy. The culprit? A box of tricks from Stealth, a Bolton-based outfit that’s clearly decided the way to a gamer’s heart—and their wallet—is through sheer, unadulterated neon.
They sent over the Stealth Iridescent XL Pro Gaming Mat, the Stealth Light-Up 3D Gaming Mouse, and the Stealth Light-Up Gaming Keyboard. It’s a trio that promises to turn your boring IKEA desk into a “pro-gamer’s den” without requiring you to sell a kidney.
But is it actually any good, or is it just shiny plastic tat? Let’s dive into the “Stealthy” setup and see if it survives the Coolsmartphone real-world stress test (which mostly involves me spilling crumbs and shouting at Call of Duty).
The “Big One”: Stealth Iridescent XL Pro Gaming Mat
First out of the box was the Iridescent XL Pro Gaming Mat. Now, when they say “XL,” they aren’t kidding. This thing is massive. It’s the size of a small aircraft carrier. I unrolled it across my desk and it immediately colonised the entire surface, covering up a coffee ring from 2022 and making me feel like a much more serious person than I actually am.
The Look & Feel The “Iridescent” part is the hook here. It’s got this weird, shimmering finish that changes colour depending on how the light hits it. Think of it like a high-end oil slick, but without the environmental disaster. Under my desk lamp, it shifts from deep purples to icy blues. It’s properly smart, and unlike those cheap cloth mats that look like they’ve been cut from an old tracksuit, this has a “fibreglass coating.”
That coating makes it feel incredibly smooth. Your mouse doesn’t just move; it glides. It’s like air hockey for your peripherals.
The Pub Test (Real World Use) One of the big claims is that it’s water-resistant. Naturally, because I’m a professional, I “accidentally” knocked over a splash of tea. The liquid just sat there, bead-like, looking at me with judgement. A quick wipe with a kitchen towel and it was like it never happened. If you’re the type of gamer who lives on a diet of energy drinks and instant noodles, this is a godsend.
The Moan It’s a bit thin. At about 2mm, it doesn’t offer much in the way of wrist padding. If you’re looking for a squishy cloud for your elbows, this isn’t it. It’s a performance surface, not a mattress.
The “Disco Rodent”: Stealth Light-Up 3D Gaming Mouse
Next up, the Light-Up 3D Gaming Mouse. This is where things get a bit “Tron.”
Design & Comfort It’s a wired mouse, which some might scoff at in this age of wireless freedom, but for a budget setup, wires mean one thing: no batteries to die in the middle of a boss fight. The design is “3D,” which basically means the top shell is translucent with a geometric, leaf-like pattern inside. When you plug it in, the whole thing glows. It’s like holding a tiny, pulsing rave in your hand.
Ergonomically, it’s surprisingly decent. I’ve got what my wife calls “spade hands,” and the mouse felt comfortable enough for a three-hour stint. The buttons have a nice, tactile click—not that mushy feeling you get with the free mice they give you at work.
Performance It’s got a DPI button right on top, allowing you to cycle through sensitivity settings on the fly. This is essential for switching between “precision sniping” and “frantically spinning around because I heard a footstep.” It tracks well, and on that Iridescent mat, it felt snappy and responsive.
The Moan The weight. It feels a bit… light? Some people like a “stealthy” light mouse, but I prefer a bit of heft, like I’m actually holding something of substance. Also, the scroll wheel has a bit of a “buzzy” texture. It’s fine, but you won’t be mistaking it for a £100 Logitech.
The “Command Centre”: Stealth Light-Up Gaming Keyboard
Finally, we have the Stealth Light-Up Gaming Keyboard. This is a full-sized deck, complete with a numpad (handy for those of us who still have to do spreadsheets between matches).
The Vibe Like the rest of the kit, it’s all about the RGB. The backlighting is bright—properly bright. You can toggle through different modes (Static, Breathing, Beating), and honestly, it looks cracking in a dark room. It has that “gamer” aesthetic without looking like it was designed by a 12-year-old on a sugar high.
The Typing Experience Stealth describes these as “tactile” keys. In human speak, that means they feel a bit like a mechanical keyboard but without the “clack-clack-clack” that makes your housemates want to murder you. They call it “silent-click,” and while it’s not totally silent, it’s much quieter than a true mechanical board. It’s got a decent amount of travel, making it comfortable for both gaming and typing out long-winded reviews for websites.
The Techy Bit It features “Anti-Ghosting,” which is one of those marketing terms that actually matters. It means you can mash several keys at once—say, W, Shift, and R—and the computer actually understands what you’re trying to do. Essential for complex combos.
The Moan The build quality is… honest. It’s mostly plastic, and there’s a bit of flex if you really press down on it. It doesn’t feel like it would survive being thrown against a wall after a particularly bad loss, so maybe keep your temper in check.
The Verdict: Is It Worth Your Hard-Earned Quid?
So, here’s the rub. You could easily spend £300 on a keyboard, mouse, and mat from the big-name “Pro” brands. Or, you could get this entire Stealth setup for a fraction of that, all available from Stealth and Amazon
Pros:
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Value for Money: It’s an absolute bargain. You’re getting a unified, light-up look for less than the price of a night out.
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The Mat is a Winner: Seriously, that Iridescent XL mat is the star of the show. It looks premium and performs brilliantly.
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Plug and Play: No bloatware, no “account registration,” no nonsense. Plug it in, and it works.
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Glow-Up Factor: If you want your desk to look “cool” on a budget, this is the quickest way to do it.
Cons:
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Wired Everything: Your desk will have a few more “tails” than a wireless setup.
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Plastic Feel: It’s budget gear, and it feels like it in places. Don’t expect aircraft-grade aluminium here.
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Weight: Both the keyboard and mouse feel a bit on the light side.
Final Thoughts Stealth isn’t trying to out-spec Razer or Corsair. They’re making gear for the rest of us—the people who want a decent gaming experience without having to remortgage the house.
If you’re a professional eSports player competing for millions in a stadium, you’ll probably want something more hardcore. But for the “Pub Gamer”—the person who wants to jump on for a few hours after work, have a laugh with mates, and have a setup that looks brilliant while doing it—the Stealth kit is spot on.
It’s honest, it’s affordable, and it’s a bit of a laugh. And in the world of overly serious, overpriced tech, that’s a breath of fresh air.
Coolsmartphone Rating: 4/5 – A proper bargain for the budget-conscious gamer.