Well, I say it’ll fail, but I laughed when Donald Trump ran for President. So, perhaps I could be wrong. At the moment though, it’s looking like this particular idea isn’t getting a huge amount of cash. As I type, only 10 people have pledged and there’s nearly £8,500 to go.
Why hasn’t it proved successful so far? Well, this is a phone case with a spoon or fork attachment.
Yes. You read that right. I can only image that you’d need this when you run into a shop and pick up some pasta or salad for lunch, only to forget to pick up the plastic cutlery. Doah! What will you do?
Don’t worry, you just need to ram the “Sphoon or Phork” into the bottom of your handset and, errr… eat with that.
So many questions. So many. Why? Perhaps just carry a spoon around with you instead eh?
When you start reading the details it gets even more strange…
For over 12,000 years, humankind has strived to create the perfect civilization. We invented agriculture. We invented the wheel. We created a system of laws. We sent people to space. Now, a new chapter in our history has begun.
Ladies and gentlemen, we bring you:
The Sphoon & Phork
My arse.
Just look at it. Are you seriously going to carry around a phone that looks like this? With a fork sticking into your leg?
Go to your kitchen drawer right now. Get a fork and a spoon out, put it in your work bag. Done.