BaconUnderwear.com offers, well.. just that really. OK, it’s not underwear made of bacon, that’d be just nuts. Perhaps something that Lady Gaga would wear maybe. No, this is underwear that smells like bacon. The PR people tell me..
Featuring state of the art moisture-wicking, scent-emission technology stolen from NASA, we’ve embedded the smell .. into the fabric of your pants. This intoxicating scent will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings – depending on the (ahem) strength of your own scent, your underwear should continue to smell like bacon for up to 6 months or even a year.
It will apparently “marry the ultimate in comfort and cured meat” but sadly it looks like this is only available in America. Doah. Shame.
Now, if that wasn’t bonkers enough, you can buy sweets that taste of bacon. I mean, I like bacon, but sweets and underwear that smell of bacon? That’s a bit weird, and I don’t think my wife is going to be won over by the whiff of my bacon pants either.
If that’s your thing, go and pork to them a bit, but don’t ham it up.