Christmas Wishes from CoolSmartPhone

Christmas Wishes from CoolSmartPhone We’re now running at well over 9 million hits per month according to the stats, which continues to rise month by month. I love doing this site because of the supportive and appreciative emails dropping into my inbox, so today I just wanted to say a massive thank-you to all of our readers. I hope you all have an excellent Christmas and New Year in 2006. Best wishes and have the happiest Christmas ever!

Oh, and as it’s Friday, why not download this audio joke (right click and choose “Save Target As” to download) and put it onto your Smartphone. You don’t have to log in for this one because I’m full of Christmas spirit 🙂 I’ve also added a list of things that you can only ever say at Christmas without getting a slap.. 🙂 Try them out! 🙂

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

5. I’ve never seen a better spread!

6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

10. Don’t play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

19. I’m so full, I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

20. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still walk.