Samsung want you to hide the lump in your trousers

Quite a weighty press release awaits you below, but I’ll do my best to distill it into a partially interesting news post.

Basically the Samsung boys have been beavering away on a new image sensor for mobile phones. What this will basically do is deliver beautiful and sexy images without giving you a bulge in your trousers.
Samsung want you to hide the lump in your trousers


The sensor is 16 megapixels and provides high performance 1.0μm pixels, plus it’s slimmer so we should – hopefully – see less of the “pronounced camera bulge” that appeared on the Galaxy S6 (reviewed here). It’ll basically reduce that unsightly bulge by 20%, for less trouser protrusion. 
Samsung want you to hide the lump in your trousers
There’s also a load of other clever bobbins that’ll increase light sensitivity and will “control the collection of photons”. I’ll admit, this is all a bit above my head by the end result should be more colourful, vivid and clear shots in more varied lighting conditions.

I’ll be off now because I think I’ve done all the trouser bump jokes available.

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