It’s daft really. When you think of the infrastructure that Google have at their disposal, to say that servers are down seems a bit bonkers.
In reality there was some sort of issue with a section of the Google system, probably due to the Skynet being enabled. Don’t worry though, I know where John Connor lives, and he’s not that far from Batman either, so we’re sorted.
Sorry, too early? Have I gone a bit overboard trying to pad this article out? Probably, yes. ;)
Anyway, don’t worry, everything is fine again now. The Google engineer called us earlier and said, ” I’ll be back ….. ”
Thanks to Michael Beatty for the tip.